Jessie du' Jour

watchthecradle:

Jay-Z | Glory feat. (Blue Ivy Carter)

Salute to the biggest Cradle of them all - welcome to the world Blue Ivy.

warms my cold heart

(Source: fuckyeahqueenbeyonce)

Via Watch the Cradle

2pm

fingers crossed for a d'angelo comeback

1pm

yes.

9pm

See a Poster for a Jack Donaghy vs. Ron Swanson Boxing Match

1pm

#ThroneFlight by Aziz Ansari via Twitter

Aziz Ansari:

On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!

Aziz Ansari:

Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He's down to do this...

Aziz Ansari:

"Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course... we're about to head to Paris...."

Aziz Ansari:

WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!

Aziz Ansari:

THE CAP'N IS ON YE'S VERSE, I'M HANDLING JAY'S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!

Aziz Ansari:

WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "THAT SHIT CRA!" "THAT SHIT CRA!" FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats "Is that jacket Margiela?" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "DON'T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH SHIT. Cap'n goes "WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

WE BLASTING "WHO GON STOP ME." People grabbing duffle bags, "Black strap you know whats for!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

Capn to angry passengers - "Y'ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y'ALL STEVE URKEL, I'M OPRAH'S CIRCLE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

"Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I'm upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

Everyone on flight yelled "CAN'T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!" #Otis #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari:

"Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)" - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

WHO FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver

Aziz Ansari:

"Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda" - Capn "MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!" - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari:

Dudes in the bathroom blazing. "What's that smell? Oh I'm just boiling some agua!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Via ROC NATION

11pm

See the Necessary Gus Fring GIF From Last Night’s Breaking Bad

oh how i will miss you gus

3pm